We hit 'em hard.

this is a true account of how irritating and fucking nominees can get over their dumb little posters.

barney shivi and i were in 4j after sch. this guy suddenly opened the door and asked if we were from this class. so we were like why whats it to you. he suddenly say someone has been removing chris kwan posters from the pillar outside class.

i asked him, "are you chris kwan, then?"

he said "yes"

i told him, "well then we're not from this class."

he wasn't quite happy so he walked out, slamming the door. now what sort of a fucking attitude is that from a prefect nominee? i mean first he walks in and speaks to us in an accusatory tone and questions us like he's a big shot? does he not know that i'm number one and he's got no fucking right to just barge in without knocking and plus question us like that? we humoured him. but the moment he went out barney started yelling.

barney: "fuck you! you think you very big ah. fuck you man!" or something to that effect.
shivi was like: "haha you brave la. why didn't you say that in front of him just now?"

well the back door was flung open suddenly. that ljb shouted, "which hole?"

WHAT THE FUCK?!

barney: huh?
ljb ck: you said you wanted to f me. so which hole you want?
barney: what the fuck is your problem la?
ljb ck: which hole?
barney: we didn't take down any of your fucking posters. so fuck off
shivi and i: .........?!

the bloody idiot left in the end. crazy. 1) he's a perverted bastard and 2) he's one looney who's either very desperate for attention or VERY VERY DESPERATE for attention. it's like he's a prefect nominee and i don't think "calm" is in his vocabulary. he jumps to conclusions and obviously fails philo.

his logic is something like premise-premise-conclusion, where the conclusion is not even related.
premise: we're in 4j classroom.
premise: we're 4j students.
premise: his poster was tore at the pillar outside class.
conclusion: we're the fucking culprits.

then he come to talk about holes with us. polluting our clean little minds. is this what you call a prefect? if he gets in ripb i don't think it would be much of a surprise. after all with certain events going on it seems like bloody murphy is correct. what can go wrong will go wrong.

but we'll curb this anyway. all pcb members blanket ban on voting CHRIS KWAN. spread the word and anyway i doubt if you all intended to vote him in the first place anyway. just for precautions no one fucking votes him.

and as an extra if you want tear down his posters. ever heard of "never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you"? he's the fucking trouble. now we trouble him. but then again it might be a waste of effort touching his trash. so maybe we shouldn't waste our time and energy. might as well go do integration.

posted by YJ  # 10:12 pm