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Saturday, August 06, 2005WANTED: A girlfriend
Advertisement Hi I'm now officially advertising for a girlfriend. My conditions are listed below, hope it isn't too demanding or isn't too hard to fulfill. 1) Teach me Chemistry. 2) Teach me Physics. 3) Teach me Biology. (especially Genetics and Reproduction because even though I don't take Bio now I'd like to keep my options open when I go to JC) 4) Teach me Literature. 5) Teach me Chinese. 6) Teach me Mathematics. (integration!!) 7) Teach me CLE. 8) Teach me English. 9) Teach me Social Studies. 10) Must be pretty but not too pretty such that I would get distracted from my studies. (on second thoughts, too pretty also will do for me.) 11) Must stay with me until after Common Tests. You might be thinking that I might as well advertise for a tutor. But NO! Tutors cost money, and don't you think having a girlfriend sounds so much cooler than having a tutor? Axe Dee! - The world is changing Same old cliché comment, "What is the world coming to nowadays?" First up my six-year-old cousin had begun gelling his hair when I saw him today. Are we creating a generation of pineapples? Thankfully when I went to mess it up he didn't temper me. He just messed mine up as well (not that there was much to mess). And his slightly older sister was commenting on how schools should allow designer earrings, coloured hair, etc. I think we might have to redefine schools and call them youth fashion studios. - Getai Idol It's the seventh month and there's a getai at my grandma's place. Well the emcee was really loud. No, let me rephrase that, the amplifiers were really loud because several storeys up I could hear the singing clearly. The Hokkien songs weren't that bad because you couldn't really make something bad even worse, but the Chinese songs were simply terrible. Please, can we like get better getai singers? Especially if the objective is to make the whole neighbourhood hear them. My poor grandfather tried sleeping at 8pm but failed more than miserably. - Barney is everyone's favourite dinosaur Last but not least, another scandal. Barney was admitting today that his three girls (the oh-so-famous ones that came for Drama Feste) had HUGGED HIM!! While he was in hospital and supposed to rest! Oh man - let's all gasp! Barney, however, was nonchalant. "Just hug only what.. not like kissing or anything." Right. posted by YJ # 10:45 pm
 
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