We hit 'em hard.
Tuesday, August 16, 2005Kuite Krazy Kuotes
Okay I believe I've not had any quality posts for a while so hopefully you'll laugh your arse out after reading all these quotes by our two, no three, most quotable teachers in RI - namely Nathan Almighty (she's scary though), Chandru Mirpuri (his pop quizzes are scary) and Tan Puay Hock (okay he's real creepy..)! Before I start posting let me remind you that they are direct quotes. No offence intended by me, but rather by the teachers. Value yourself. Value integration. - The Chandru Segment 1. Board questions "It's okay to make mistakes. Shawn, go make mistakes on the board!" 2. Noisy fans in the classroom (Chandru usually turns them off to our dismay) Chandru walks to the centre of the class. "The heat is hot here. But I'm not feeling hot still anyway.." 3. Chandru the fortune-teller "Your future depends on calculus!" 4. Chandru your local doctor (actually mine because I think he was speaking to me) "Never sleep last night right.. asking for trouble." 5. Chandru the curriculum planner Adnaan: "Sir, what's after integration?" Chandru: "September holidays." - Nathan Almighty's Segment 1. A View from the Bridge (literature book) "Any repression causes a form of tension-building inside a person." 2. Another View from the Bridge? "Eddies in class exist." (With incestuous properties, that not said by her.) 3. Familiar..? "You can't deny what you don't know. (V)eddie's in self-INTEREST, not self-DENIAL (yet)." - Hock the Cock's Segment Chong Zhi's reading was still as bad as ever, and TPH was kinda bemused that Zhang Rui, self-proclaimed Chinese talent, was his teacher. Zhang Rui denies any relation with CZ's pathetic reading. Next, TPH picked on Melvin as another weak link in the Chinese class. Melvin does better than usual and Zhang Rui pipes up that it was because of his sitting beside Melvin that caused the improvement. TPH then proceeds to say bad performance = not you but good performance = your credit?! THEN HE SAID, "张锐，世界上所有的女人会生产。那他们的儿子难道都把你叫爸爸吗？" Zhang Rui has stopped trying to offend Hock the Cock from then on. - That's it. Heh. posted by YJ # 11:33 pm
 
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