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Friday, July 01, 2005Pineapples for thought
In case you weren't quite convinced by my previous post about how Washington could make that hole in the ozone layer, I offer you a few more possibilites. Of course with Washington's great capability you never know what he could be up to. Here's an insight on what he might be thinking of when he made that hole in the ozone layer.. 1) He wanted to listen to what the ozone layer and the moon was talking about. With sharp ears that has been honed from plenty of experience, there goes the ozone. 2) He wanted to find his idol by the name of Roger F there. Since he couldn't find him in Europe, he figured that Roger F would be up in space. Plus he must look his best when he sees Roger F his idol so he gelled his hair while on the way up. You know the result. 3) He believed the old adage, "beyond the ozone is a pot of gel". Just like he believed that beyond the rainbow was a pot of gold. 4) He suspected that the ozone layer had affiliations to RI and therefore had answer scripts to all their worksheets. The trip up there was merely for reference material. 5) He wanted to boast to the ozone layer about the marks he had gotten for Maths, Chemistry, English, Literature, Chinese, Physics, Biology - you get the drill.. and unfortunately while boasting to the ozone layer his hair was the one that did some drilling. 6) He wanted to get the ozone layer to be his friend, but when it refused; he headbutted it. Hard. 7) While having a nap in Tan Puay Hock's class, his mind travelled all the way up there. Very unfortunately, the vacuum in his brains sucked up a bit of the ozone. 8) His big and disgusting muscles were far too disgusting for the ozone to bear. The ozone granted him a wish to make a hole in itself if he would stop working out for hours. 9) He kept thanking the ozone layer continuously for protecting him from ultra-violet rays that the ozone layer got pissed off and purposely made a hole in itself to prevent him from thanking it any further. 10) His serve was too bloody strong and the ball got blasted up, right up into the ozone. Thus the hole. Whichever you believe, I think the possibilities are equally high. So much for Washington and his, err.. exploits. posted by YJ # 8:38 pm
 
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