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Wednesday, July 06, 2005Bad pronounciation and puns
Morning Assembly: Prefects Prefect 1: There were 10 rackets to be broken. Prefect 2: And our first racket winner was.. They spent the whole bloody assembly talking about rackets. Keefe got the racket for winning scissors paper stone. See? PCB POWER! Well at least he broke one racket. - First Period: PE We played LaCock by Clemens. I scored two goals and was the class top scorer. Well it couldn't be anyone else could it? After all since I talk so much cock I should la so much cock also. Anyway this guy was playing really hard such that he fell down in an attempt to score. JOKES! I wish I had a camera-phone but well all these are banned during PE. Sad huh? - Second Period: Chinese James: 起立！ Puay Hock: 你们连站都站不直！你们的上半身也不会很重啊！来，挺胸！ Class pauses. Then laughs. Sick Puay Hock. Puay Hock: 岳飞是他妈妈害的！她把岳飞刺到满背。 所以，你现在知道岳母 (mother-in-laws) 是从哪里来。 I'm sick of typing in Chinese - so now I'll translate. Puay Hock apparently has a Filipino maid called Arroyo, an Indonesian maid called Megawati, and a dog called Bush. Goodness knows why he needs so much company. - Third Period: English Nathan: I think the speaker is Jack Sng - no Jack Song. So maybe I'll expect him to sing a song. Class: -.-" (feeling cold) Going through a passage, there was this term "Op-Ed". Nathan: Anyone knows what is Op-Ed? Ihtimam: You know you have Co-Ed, so this is Op-Ed. Nathan: -.-" (her turn to feel cold) Class: Hahaha (for a while) Nathan: Well don't you think Op-Ed means opposing all Eds. Like, Edwin, Edmund, Edward. (Oops!) Edward de Cruz. - Fourth Period: Literature WILL MRS NATHAN STOP HARPING ON THE SHAKER THING! - Fifth Period: Physics Desmond Tan (DT): What do you think is the voltage used in Singapore? Me: (looking at the board where there were some figures) 1.5 V! DT: Err, actually the answer is 240 V. You were saying..? Clemens: Yejie said 1.5 V. Me: Yea multiplied by a lot. Times 160, to be exact. DT: When was the last time people died from touching batteries? Danny: Let's point to whoever's sleeping and make them wake up. Shivi: Set. Ben Lim was sleeping so Danny, Shivi and I pointed. DT: Ben, wake up! We: LOL DT: Okay Yejie, since you like to sabo, you will answer this. Me: !!! I got that question he asked half-right. Not bad eh! - Thought of the day: PCB rules. (Actually I think of that everyday.) Another thought: Huang Lu is gay. posted by YJ # 9:58 pm
 
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