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Monday, December 27, 2004
LEARN PISCIBISH
The official language of PCBians should not be English, but rather Piscibish. Please take time to learn it as official messages (okay excluding this) will be made in Piscibish. Piscibish is a mixture of Hokkien vulgarity, American slang, German pronounciation and English words. Just learn it! There will be updates over here to teach you the basics of Piscibish. =) YJ The Very Basics Of Piscibish PRONOUNCIATION: In alignment to 2G slang and certain weird mouth movement, all "w"s will be rendered redundant and be pronounced as a "v" (1). Certain "th" words will also be converted to either a "f" or a "v". All "y"s are rendered obsolete and be replaced with "j"s, regardless in whichever parts of the word/sentence (2). Some "c" words will be changed to "k" to emphasise the power of the word (3). And finally, the word "fucker" will be replaced by "füschkar" to prevent the singularity of the "fuckability". (4) As you all know, "fuck" is becoming of a somewhat universal vulgar word - so hopefully füschkar helps a bit. EXAMPLES FROM THE ABOVE: (1) WANT = VANT, WE = VE, WITH = VIF, WHAT = VÖRT (2) YES = JE (exception), ONLY = ONLJ, THEY = THEJ, STYLE = STJLE (3) CLASSIC = KLASSIK, CLAP = KLAP (4) FUCKER = FÜSCHKAR (pls note, very important this one) füschkar is pronounced "foosh-kar", and if some feels it's still too vulgar please feedback i'll have the word substituted. GREETINGS: Hello = Heja (heya); Goodbye = Gerdbye; Good morning = Gerd mornin'; Good afternoon = Gerd aftern (not much change is there); Good evening = Gerd evenin'; Good night = Gerd nite Okay basically any nouns or verbs ending with "-ing" will now be shortened to "-in'". And most words are shortened to MSN slang (eg nite). Basically just learn all those highlighted in bold. And by the way, no in Piscibish is "baz". Look I know it doesn't make sense but then again does the Malay language, or does the English language makes sense? Anyway it's our language so we can change it as and when we like. For now it's baz. Any protests just say. That's all for today - class end. posted by YJ # 10:57 am
 
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